Not for sale to minors.
Few things excite me like a man in a poncho.
(unless it's Clint Eastwood)
You just don't see the Belly Bumper out & about like you used to.
Freaky Stepford Chucky child reaching for the scalpel in his pocket. (Pet Sematary style)
Can't. Stop. Looking. At. It.
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