Dick, working his brand of magic on the ladies.
Sweet accordion music, while you buy a car 'Ukrainian Style'...
Quim's a step ahead of Dick - he's already got his gear off!
"... I know what you are thinking, you are thinking what magnificent cuffs!
I know you want to touch my cuffs, to caress them!
But first, I must play you a magical song on my Cordovox!"
(Props to James of X Ray Delta One for this photo and caption on Valentino from Flickr.
It was so perfect and hilarious, it deserved to be shared and credited.)